月曜日, 5月 29, 2006

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Oh baby, 63 days left and so far this week (it's only Tueday 10:30am) I've had a deluge of annoying things come my way via inbox, my desk and the phone. So, in keeping with my "no negative blogging" rule, I'm going to not post annoying details. Instead I will post these comics that some very bored JET made like 6 years ago. They won't be funny to those faithful readers not on JET, but they are funny to me and they basically sum up my (and every JET's) situation pretty well.

Click on the image to make them a legible size.


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And to avoid weird internet copyright infringement or whatever, and to provide my fellow ALTs some time-wasting amusement, here's the URL:
angelfire.com/comics/esid/archive.htm
No, I still don't know how to make a proper link, deal with it.

火曜日, 5月 23, 2006

金沢 Kanazawa!

Last weekend, Grace, Johnna and I made the 3 (or so...) hour drive through the mountains, by the sea and down into Kanazawa in Ishikawa Prefecture. The weather on Saturday morning was miserable which made the drive interesting, but we still made it down in good time. Our drive through the city to our hotel was a bit difficult, but through the combined efforts of three maps, my Japanese direction-getting skills, Grace's phone call to our ryokan and Johanna's good eye from the backseat, we finally made it!

After we checked in, we grabbed some special Kanazawa-style food for lunch (riiiight) and we decided that, due to the weather, we'd try to do indoor stuff on Saturday and outdoor stuff on Sunday. The main indoor activity in Kanazawa is the gold leaf museum and shop. Gold leaf is, well, leaves of gold that are pounded down to 1/1000mm sheets from ground scraps of gold. There is a rather lenghty process involving fire, foil, pounding, cutting and tying which was explained to us entirely in Japanese (read: I didn't really understand). Gold leaf, in its finished form, is used for various crafts and, perhaps more importantly, Buddhist altars. Our tour guide explained the process to us while we watched two women complete the final stage of the process. The leaves were so light that after they cut the leaf, they literally blew the scraps pieces away where they floated gently to the scrap pile. Our guide then surprised us by handing us a scrap each and then insisting that we eat them. So, uh, we did. And it was kinda weird.


After the demonstration, we headed out to the gift shop where we were served gold leaf tea and spent a good hour or so choosing sounvenirs for family, friends and ourselves. I bought myself a two-tiered lacquer box with a gorgeous gold leaf top with a Japanese scene painted on it. I'm planning to use it as a jewelry box when I get to Portland. And I bought my mom a (late) Mothers' Day gift which I can't explain here cause I just sent it out on Monday and she reads this blog (love you, mommy!). Anyway, horray for tasteful souvenirs!
Gold Leaf Tea


While we were in the shop, the weather cleared up a bit. It still wasn't sunny, but the downpours had stopped. This was a pleasant surprise as we were right on the edge of the geisha district and wanted to walk around a bit. We headed up to the geisha district which was a quiet, old-fashioned street lined with various shops and tea houses. We spent about an hour perusing the shops and picking up more souvenirs. Definitely didn't see any geisha though.

Display of chopsticks


After our walk through the geisha district, we headed back to our ryokan to relax a little and primp before dinner/drinking. We went to a Thai restaurant across the street from the ryokan and then Grace had a little itenerary of bars and izakayas we should check out after.

Our first stop after dinner was supposed to be an izakaya, dubbed by The Lonely Planet as being "so cool it's almost unrecognizable from the street", but we couldn't find it. (This is not the first time LP has been faulty, by the way). So we made an early move to a reggae bar with some absurd name like Pole Pole or something. The bar was quite kitschy with names and countries of its past visitors scribbled on the walls (yes, we signed the wall too), random Corona and Bob Marley paraphernalia on the walls and, ahem, penis ashtrays on the bar. We definitely acted like 14 year olds with the phallic ashtrays, much to the amusement of the bartenders and other patrons.
Mine had a dude on it... or something. Kind of unsettling.


We left Pole Pole after a couple of drinks realizing that 9pm is way to early to go to bars in Japan (or anywhere?) so we decided we'd get some chu-his and go to karaoke for a bit. I've never gone to karaoke with such a small group, but seriously, it was awesome. We sang the most absurd songs and Grace managed to take a couple of videos which could potentially ruin a future political career. In our last 20 minutes, two drunk 30-something Japanese guys stormed our room, sang songs in Japanese, petted my head (ew!) and asked us if we were "Chinese Angels" Umm, ok. So we quietly packed up our things and booked it to the front desk where we paid and ditched our new stalkers.


We attempted to find another bar which came recommended by a bartender at Pole Pole, but, put briefly, it sucked. So we wandered into the next bar with an absurd name we could find. This time it was Jigger Bar. Anyway, we settled in here for a couple of cocktails, cute waiters and rowdy Japanese people at the table next to us. We had intended to stay for one drink then move onto another bar (7 ho?), but we ended up staying at Jigger as the token gaijin till we had all had too much to drink and too much flirting with random J-boys.


Sunday morning I woke up surprisngly hangover-free. I'm sorry, I just need to mention that this is nothing short of a small miracle considering the number of cocktails consumed, but here's what I did: after we left Jigger, we hit up a convenience store where I bought a sports drink, a water, and a rice ball. On the walk back to the hotel, I scarfed my onigiri, and chugged my sports drink. In the hotel, I popped two ibuprofen and happily passed out. And it worked! Awesome!

Anyway, we got dressed and checked out of the ryokan and headed out for some breakfast and shopping before our 12pm reservation at Myoryuji, or Ninja Dera. We all managed to successfully buy things we don't really need and then began the walk to the temple. This turned out to be more difficult than suggested (are you surprised?) and again, between several faulty maps, loss of patience, help from random people/children on the street and a phone call to the temple, we made it in time for the 12:30 tour.
We saw this on the long walk to Ninja Dera

Ninja Dera from the outside


This temple was built in 1643. It is known as Ninja Dera because it appears to be 2 floors, but in fact has 4 floors and 7 layers; 23 rooms and 29 staircases; trick escape routes; hidden rooms and a suicide chamber. The tour was conducted entirely in Japanese, but they provided us with a 17 page English guide complete with pictures that followed the same route as the tour. Impressive. We weren't allowed to take photos in the temple, but suffice it to say, it was cool.

After the temple, we hopped in a taxi to Kenrokuen, Kanazawa's famous park. Roku is the Japanese word for 6. As such, Kenrokuen combines the 6 attributes of a perfect landscape garden: spaciousness, seclusion, artificiality, antiquity, water and panorama. It's a huge and very beautiful park. And the weather was perfect for spending a few hours strolling in the park on a Sunday afternoon. Which is exactly what we did.

Matcha ice cream. Yum!

Aren't they cute!




Check out this dude's outfit. That's weird - even for Japan!



After the park, we packed up the car and headed back to good old Niigata. All in all, another successful roadtrip!

Chotto matete ne

Update on Kanazawa will (probably) come tomorrow.

But for now, I just want to post this picture I snapped on Sunday night of Kakuda and the sunset reflecting in the flooded rice paddies.


And this fabulous purikura we got.




Oh, and I just downloaded the Editors' The Back Room CD. It's freaking sweetness.

木曜日, 5月 18, 2006

Busy busy! / Omigod, my time in Japan is winding down fast!

Today marks the 75 day mark in my countdown to Portland. Holy Crap!

And looking at my schedule this week, I realized that I am booked for all but about 4 weekends until August... here's a preview

- This weekend, May 20-21st, I'm off on a roadtrip to Kanazawa with Grace and Johanna. We've booked our ryokan and today I called Myouryuji (a Ninja temple built as a secret hideout) to reserve a tour (all in Japanese, thank you very much).
- Next weekend - still free
- June 3rd - I have nursery school (second to last time!) in the morning; the Shirone Kite Battle in the afternoon and I'm organizing a trip to the Echigo Brewery in Maki for the evening.
- June 10th - Maki Summer Festival weekend.
- June 17th - Niigata Women's College English Day. 10,000yen for speaking English for 5 hours. Not bad.
- June 24th - Free! So far...
- July 1st-2nd - Train journey down to Takaoka to see their Daibutsu and Kurobe Dam and the Alpine Route into Nagano with Kristi and Nuria.
- July 8th and 15th - Free... the weekend of the 15th is a 3-day weekend though - need to plan
- July 22nd - Farewell party at my students' mom's ECC class by day; Nao's wedding party by night ちょー楽しみ!
- July 29th - Last visit to Nursery School (I know just the one I'm gonna kidnap), and serious last minute packing.

Oh my god! I really want to make it down to Kyoto and Hiroshima before I go, but I fear I'm not going to have time. Guess that means I'll have to come back to Japan at some point (Sarah, Cory, wanna come??).

Oh man, freaking out!

月曜日, 5月 15, 2006

Healing Stretch: My first fitness class at the gym

So last night at the gym, I was minding my own business, listening to my iPod and attempting to sculpt my abs into something other than jiggly when a figure loomed above me. I removed my earphones and propped myself up on one elbow and presented my "I have no idea what you're talking about/why are you bothering me?" smile while this friendly middle aged man asked me if I was going to attend the class in the studio at 6:30. I told him I had never gone before (the only Japanese I could muster at the time). He decided to explain to me that this is "Healing Stretch" class, and it's good for "relax body". And that I should go. And that it started in 5 minutes. I said maybe and he shuffled off. I was hoping I could just get away with not going...

Don't get me wrong, I like taking fitness classes. In fact, I was very into Yoga in college, and can't wait to get back into it when I go to Portland. But the clientele at my gym is mainly children and geriatrics, so the class selection pretty much consists of Junior Karate (Tuedays at 5:30 and so cute, by the way) or Healing Stretch (with a bunch of old folks), so I've never joined a class at my gym and I've pretty much made a workout routine that I like to stick to. Thus, I wasn't really planning on taking this man up on his suggestion to "relax body".

Anyway, 3 minutes later, the ever-so-genki instructor looms above me and asks me if I'm coming in. I could tell I wasn't gonna get off so easily, so I said OK, gathered my things and joined the obaasans (grandmas) and ojiisans (grandpas) in the studio. This class has to be one of the most ridiculous things I have ever done in my life. Aside from the fact that I couldn't understand a word the lady was spouting out a mile a minute in high-pitched Japanese, the exercises we did were rather amusing. First we had to sit seiza for about 15 minutes (14 and a half minutes too long for any foreigner, I think) and do various arm and neck stretches. Later we had to engage in rubbing of our extremities (how is this exercise?) and my personal favorite was when we had to lie on our backs and wiggle our legs and arms above us for 90 seconds, followed by 90 seconds of squirming on the floor like worms. Oy oy oy. It was all I could do to keep from laughing for an entire hour of this.

After the class the instructor and the original middle aged man who invited me into the class approached me to tell me how great my Japanese is (um, did you even hear me speak? no!) and what days and times the class meets during the week. I'm afraid that from now on, if I'm at the gym within 10 minutes of it starting, I'm gonna get dragged in there again!

Oh well, at least I can "relax body" right?

日曜日, 5月 14, 2006

Golden Week in Thailand

Yes, this update is rather late. And yes, I'm lazy so I'm anticipating that this is going to be a rather weak post, gomen ne.

Aaron and I went to Thailand for Golden Week/our last jaunts through Asia for the forseeable future. We wasted no time in getting to our final destination, Ko Phi Phi. Phi Phi is a small island located about 35 km off of Phuket. It is accessible only by a 2-hour ferry from either Phuket or Krabi. We took a morning flight from Bangkok to Phuket then a taxi to the pier and finally the ferry to the island where we were met by an employee from our hotel who put our bags into a pushcart (there are no cars) and led us through the maze of restaurants, travel agencies and souvenier shops that is Phi Phi Village to the Viewpoint Hotel. (Holy runon sentence batman!)

The island was gorgeous; the hotel was airconditioned and came with two giant beds (thank you Kat, for the recommendation); the weather was great (despite the one-hour rain showers we got for the last few days); the food was amazing and the ubiquitous Eurotrash were... well, Eurotrash. It was a very relaxing week involving many hours spent by the pool or on the beach, a couple of novels, daily banana shakes, massages and awesome meals for cheap. Oh, and cocktails in buckets (the verdict is still out on whether thats gross or amazing).

We did manage to take a boat trip out for one afternoon to see the other (non tourist-ridden) islands in the Phi Phi chain and to go snorkeling on the reef.

Oh, and on our last day in Phuket, I spent all my leftover money on clothes at Lacoste and Levi's for cheap-cheap (yes, it's all real!).

And now, a few pictures in no particular order (the rest are up on my fotopage; the link is on the left):

That's Aaron

On the ferry coming into the harbor

Thai Longtail Boats

Sunset view from the balcony of our villa

Daytime view from the villa

Buckets! Oy!

We hiked up to the Viewpoint (our hotel's namesake, perhaps?), and this is what we saw

At our hotel bar, home of the laziest bartender on earth

Maya Bay (This is where The Beach was filmed; Thai authorities have attempted to prevent this beach from getting rundown by tourism by charging $5 to go onto the beach. This doesn't stop the overwhelming traffic from boat/snorkeling tours in the bay, but it's an effort nonetheless.)

水曜日, 5月 10, 2006

You know it's summer in Japan when...

you can turn off your heated toilet seat.





Update on Thailand later this week.