Weekend wrap-up

It's Sunday. I'm tired and a bit hungover. My throat hurts. Here's a rundown of all the weirdness I got up to this weekend:

-On Saturday afternoon, I hurt my back doing laundry, uh, I mean snowboarding... Who does that? How old am I? Ugh! So I rested all day and wore heels at night cause I found they forced me to stand up straight where flats allowed me to stand like Quasi Moto. Not cool. Boozing help alleviate the pain and surprisingly today I am relatively pain free.
-I saw the Niigata Charity Musical which was defnitely cute. Major props to the people who give up so much free time for it.
-Went out on Saturday night for the play afterparty
-Talked to loads of people I haven't seen in ages, including Kat and Kate

And Grace

And Nuria

-Got drunk for charitable purposes
-Saw the biggest collection of weirdos EVER at the second bar we went to. Including 5 people over 7 feet tall wearing t-shirts the size of my bed sheets, Japanese gangsters, Jgirls dressed like early 90's hookers (no lie, I saw clear heels and lace up capri pants -- I almost cried about 5 separate times), a random rap group, a "shake what your mama gave you" competition where jgirls with no rhythm or asses tried to shake things. I still shudder at the memory.
-Saw Hiroshi. Things did not go as planned. I'll spare you the details. It was pretty lame but I'm chalking it up to cultural misunderstanding and moving on with my life...
And counting down the days till I move to Portland and find a cute West Coast Liberal boy.
And the No More Dating Bartenders Rule is officially in effect (again).
And because "I mean business", this is me deleting Hiroshi from my phone:

-Because of the failed plan, I had a slightly hilarious (or not so much) bitch session where Kristi acted as my therapist （ちょーごめん！) and an innocent shrub might or might not have been abused.

It was, um, interesting...